True Story in a Run-On Sentence

To make the story short lets just say I really don't want to discuss why Hawaii makes it's citizens carry a permit for concealed weapons while I am at the playground with my 2 year old and no, it does not bother me that my daughter doesn't know how to use a gun and finally, strange lady at the park that I have never seen in my life can you please wipe the white liquid from the corner of your mouth before you try to "educate" me on why liberalism is killing our country.
True story-I can't make this stuff up.


  1. Yikes!! Crazy, crazy lady... Some people just don't know when to be quiet.

  2. Ewww!! ..yeah, that's all I can say. Hopefully she didnt spit at you every time she had a "P-" syllable.


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